You can keep your bare-knuckle fighting and heavyweight battles, The Great British Bake Off is more brutal than any brawl.
The baker’s dozen of contestants is now reduced to four, with Christina the latest victim of Mary Berry and Paul Hollywood’s talent cull.
And who would have thought the twinkly-eyed experts could be so steely? Two more contestants in this week’s Great British Bake Off, Beca and Frances, were reduced to tears as the judge’s criticised their Showstopper cakes, the tension in the air so thick you could cut it with a palette knife.
Thankfully, there’s no such pressure at home, so why not give the remaining bakers a run for their money with your own Showstopper cake? Check out the Great British Celebration Cake and do your best to avoid a soggy bottom!